I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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