chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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