Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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