so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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