she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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