This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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