she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I want to be your penis for a week.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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