I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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