need another drink. this is the easiest way
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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