Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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