whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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