i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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