I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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