So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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