Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
