i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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