I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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