i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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