i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize