I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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