Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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