Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I want to be your penis for a week.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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