i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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