I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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