i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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