So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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