never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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