a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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