the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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