Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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