stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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