I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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