Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice