I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'