u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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