i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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