My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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