Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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