But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I believe in your delicious
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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