Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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