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what?
penguin condom
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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