dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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