It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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