why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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