can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Farmville is her only friend.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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