Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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