The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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