like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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