Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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