Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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