I cockslap morals
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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