we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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