U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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