you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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