I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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