I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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