Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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