the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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